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CGT Cat
Content Generator Top Cat
though widely known in the worlds of art, literature, and undersea espionage as Creative Genius Top Cat, here at art for decent folk, he remains fond of the words "laminate" and "simblin," among many others. He once watched a squirrel float down a creek on a piece of styrofoam. On his 39th birthday, he found a penny on the sidewalk that was minted in the year he was born -- true story. He has lived at 34 different "Permanent Addresses" to date. He owns a butter melter that once belonged to a famous poet. Well, semi-famous. If Edgar Cayce were alive today, he'd be extremely old.
TS Will
Tech Savant Will
has one of the world's smallest collections of exotic butterflies, with zero. One Rosh Hashana, he bowled a perfect game, and at one point in his life he liked pimento cheese, though not for long. (Also, there was that one Thursday you should get him to tell you about -- fucking incredible!) His well-known homage to the inventor of the photostatic transometer, "Ode to Yes," was actually written when he was still in Grammar School. He has personally known seven ukueles, one of whom later went on to perform professionally. Seeing the letter "v" in print has always brought him an especial joy.
MW Jeff
Marketing Whiz Jeff
has found a number of remarkable new uses for common household ammonia. He joined team art after a highly successful career in which he wrote many words, some of which people read. Interestingly, the unassuming Tater Tot (r) has played as significant role in his professional work as in his personal life. Many would be surprised to learn, as well, what's behind that last can of cannellini beans on his top pantry shelf. His well-known philosophic invetigations have led him to conclude only recently that Phenomenology is, in fact and as he had long suspected, merely a form of foot fungus. Who knew? An extended visit to Saudi Arabia early in his career inspired his lifelong love for, well, vegetation. He has hobbies. But you wouldn't understand them.